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turd talker 

a turd talker is one who speaks complete SHITE! there are many kinds of turd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with turds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.

commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
"That guy ben is a complete turd talker, all he does is talk shite! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his arse!"
turd talker by Ian Bergin August 21, 2006
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Turd Taker

When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.
Man, I was almost finished when that Turd Taker came in.
Turd Taker by irish cow17 December 26, 2007