turd nub Share definition Flag Something that is usually small/chunky and made of shit. Can also be used to describe something or someone that is utterly stupid and pointless. Hey Pippi, you're such a turd nub!!! Dude, that party was a total turd nub. turd nub by carlkr1 April 22, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the turd nub mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch