turd nerd 

1. A homosexual who seeks out or particularly enjoys the company of male heterosexuals.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.

Your friend is a total turd nerd! He only hangs around straight dudes all the time.

turd nerd by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 22, 2006

Nerd Turd 

To get so exited over an event such as a video game, Twitter party, movie, or TV show, that you poop your pants in exitement.

Alvie was so exited when they announced the date of Comic Con that he released a Nerd Turd.

Nerd Turd by AnonymousDwerb October 28, 2011

Nerd turd burglar 

Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers.

"Cor blimey, he's a right nerd turd burglar!"

Nerd turd burglar by Clarice December 3, 2003

Nerd turd 

Someone who is very smart but acts goofy or immature when bored at work.

There is a person at work who was being a nerd turd today.

Nerd turd by ms2prissy August 20, 2008

nerdy turd 

The name of someone who resembles a turd and acts like a nerd.

It's pretty much common sense.

"Hey look at the nerdy turd over there"
"Where I can't see it!!"
"It's under your shoe... ahahahaaaaaaaa"

nerdy turd by Nicole & Belinda April 21, 2005