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2.
A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.
There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!
by Andy M December 04, 2003

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1.
Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.
"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"
by The duck! April 11, 2004