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turd hammer 

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".
Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?
turd hammer by renegade63x September 18, 2009

turd hammer 

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.
I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.
turd hammer by Bill Wixby January 16, 2007

Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.

Turdhammer 

1. a gay man who engages in anal sex
2. a person/object with little or no value/use, ie. a hammer made from turds
1. Awww, geez. Look at Jack and Shaun. Those two turdhammers are goin' at it again!
2. Is Cashman good for anything? He's such a turdhammer!
Turdhammer by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026