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turd burner

An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.
That guy will never amount to anything -- he's a turd burner.
by Aloysius0820 January 22, 2010
mugGet the turd burnermug.

turd burner

"paco is a faggoty ass turd burner"
by dope_head October 1, 2008
mugGet the turd burnermug.

Scandinavian turd burner

A sexual stunt where a man lights his ass hairs on fire and attempts to cum before the fire reaches his butthole.
Did you hear Evan tried to pull a Scandinavian turd burner last night? Poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his ass all day now
by scandiachick1234 November 5, 2009
mugGet the Scandinavian turd burnermug.

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