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Turd Burgaler 

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.
I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.
Turd Burgaler by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

turd burgle 

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole
I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.
turd burgle by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015

Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar 

A mythical beast of Puerto Rican descent, whom resides in the small town of Alliance Ohio. Alias's include "Puedo" and not to forget "el turd burg". Famous for the the "great turd heist of 97" the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar is still at large.
Lookout it's Puedo the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar.

turd burglary 

"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"
turd burglary by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017

nerf hurdlin turd burglar 

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.
Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"

turd burgler 

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there
turd burgler by Kiser August 29, 2003