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to spin, embellish, spin, puff, enhance, enrich, exaggerate, gild and generally lie like a motherfucker about something to make it seem better and more desirable than it really is you: "man, you should have seen the girl I fucked last night. she was smokin' hot and craving my johnson juice."
me: "what a load of turd polish asswipe. I did see her. what a toothless skank whore." you: "well, you can't have everything." me: "well, i guess it is better than nothing. what's her number?" Conventional Wisdom: "you can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of shit." |
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| 2. | turd polish | ||
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turd polish the act of applying nice things to somthing that is a peice of crap in order to hide the fact it is a turd tom bought a crappy car so puts {turd polish} spinners on it.
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