turbofaggot

a person who takes idiocy, retardation, and faggotry to an entirely new level.

faggot

That guy hit a old lady with his car, what a turbofaggot.

turbofaggot by chinese_rambo September 30, 2007

Turbowanker 

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible

Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"

Turbowanker by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014

Turbo Bang 

When a quickie just isn't fast enough. While a quickie may last 5-10 minutes, a Turbo Bang is a max 2-3 minutes from start (clothes on) to finish (clothes back on). It is the essence of a man channelling his inner two pump chump in order to get the job done in the most efficient manner possible due to time constraints or extenuating circumstances.

Pedro: Come on honey we’ve got to go or we’re going to be late.
Lila: But I’m need some lovin badly right now. Don’t we have enough time for a quickie?
Pedro: A quickie? No chance. We’ve got to leave in 5 minutes.
Lila: What about a Turbo Bang?
Pedro (looking at his watch): Done!

Turbo Bang by bhl1677 February 16, 2012

Turbo Bang 

-verb.

1) The act of vigorously and unrelenting coitus.

That'll be useful when you're turbo banging his wife.

Turbo Bang by Mike Honncho August 19, 2011

turbogan 

of, or resembling, epitomizing, or manifesting all that is bogan, and usually to an inordinate degree. Portmanteau of ‘turbo’ + ‘bogan (Australian redneck)’

After guzzling his tenth stubby, Twelvegaige wrecked his prize ute and lost a couple limbs, but as a turbogan, he was in good spirits upon hearing from the doctor that his mullet would not have to be amputated.

turbogan by Tomhaven November 3, 2017

turbomansion 

Originating from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, a turbomansion is a mansion which is so much faster than other mansions, it seems to be using turbo.

Hey bro, you like my new turbomansion?

turbomansion by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 12, 2017

turbowank 

A turbowank is a a form of masturbation by which an individual speedily pleasures one’s self to a climax, an accelerated version of a normal wank.

Jimmy wanted post-nut clarity when thinking about texting his ex, but was almost late to a meeting.

So, Jimmy had a turbowank; he decided not to text his ex, and was on time to his meeting - success!

turbowank by dababy101 May 21, 2020