Turdette 

1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.

Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)

Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)

Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)

Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)

Turdette by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

jim torbett

The person that committed the sexual acts @ Celtic Boys Club. Jock Stein knew about his devious ways and did nothing to prevent him from carrying on. Rangers fans - 'Big Jock Knew'

Who touched all the boys? Jim Torbett

jim torbett by Jim Torbett February 28, 2015

TURRETT 

The Turrett family has a diverse heritage, with a mix of Métis Mik’Maq Native American, Scottish, Irish, and other mainland bloodlines. Their roots can be traced back many years in western Newfoundland, where they have been involved in various activities such as fishing, hunting, and baking homemade bread. Despite facing challenging circumstances, including a family split due to the abusive behavior of the grandfather, the Turrett family has persevered and grown stronger.

It is worth noting that the misspelling of the last name as "Tourout" by one of the uncles resulted in a secondary family name. Nevertheless, both variations, Turrett and Tourout, have been embraced by different branches of the family.

Overall, the Turrett family has demonstrated resilience and unity throughout their history, and their name continues to endure and thrive.

“Wow some tough you are mah son!”

“Go on byi, I’m a Turrett mah son, you know favour then Turrett’s & Tourout’s yes hey?”

TURRETT by Patreon.com/SavageMedia October 31, 2023

Torbetted 

A young male catholic that has been anally abused has been TORBETTED.

When seeing a young catholic male walking funnily, one may exclaim: "Look at the way that guy is walking - he must have been TORBETTED".

Torbetted by Craig HK November 30, 2006

turbitt

to be a penis or penis like

stop being such a turbitt

turbitt by mr. penis March 3, 2008

Turbert 

The pasty substance you find in your pants after a series of awkwardly wet farts.

Dude, I've had a two minute shart in class today, I can feel the turbert starting to glue my crack shut!

Turbert by turbert347 April 5, 2011

turdette 

The female variant of turd, see turd

Mariah's a total turdette.

turdette by Pedi August 19, 2004