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The act of being pwned. Being rocked by those lower and greater than you. Complete opposite of 1337ness. Can be described as having nub-tastic abilities.
Wow Turbage you are terrible.
by Peter M. February 02, 2005
Technical term used to describe the tightness and symmetry of a wound headdress typically worn by Muslims.
"Here let me help you...your turbage is as wacky as a monkey's aunt"
by Dbo February 04, 2004