tumple 

an otherwise loveable person who coerces other people into doing things for them by making pitiful sounds.

Matt: Hey Jah, I hear you're dating that new girl, Aysha. She cool?
Jah: Yeah she's sweet. She's a real tumple though.

Matt: Dang!

tumple by liberatti July 24, 2010

trumplestiltskin 

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

Tumbler daddy 

Like a sugar daddy but THIS daddy will build you a tumbler turner, preferably a 5 or more cup turner. The more sexual favors he receives in return the more he will build. Mostly known in the crafting community by all the hot sexy tumbler woman.

“He made me a 10 cup turner! We have only been on 4 dates but he’s my Tumbler Daddy now! *wink wink*”, said Mel!

Tumbler daddy by Jcastorena August 12, 2020

Trumplespeak 

Lies coming either from president Trump's own mouth, or the mouths of his cabinet of yes-men.

Today the president's Trumplespeak was evident when he said he had divested himself from his business empire.

Trumplespeak by childfree_4_life February 5, 2017

trumplefucked 

When an unsuspecting woman is crotch grabbed by a total stranger, in a public place.

"Did you hear? Susan got trumplefucked on the train yesterday during rush hour ."

trumplefucked by Bill Alleyne February 8, 2017

Water Temple 

Considered by many to be the equivalent to a complete rectal examination.

The Water Temple from Zelda 64, which has to be the hardest, most difficult level known to man. Ever. Filled with traps, mazes, puzzles, illusions, and who knows how many times you have to raise and lower the water level.

Every gamer I have spoken with has only rude, vulgar things to say about the Water Temple - and many stories of trial and error - using the wrong keys on the wrong doors, saving and screwing up in the wrong places, forgetting which rooms were which... it's a hellhole.

It is also used outside of the gaming world to describe a problem that is virtually impossible to solve.

The only thing I don't get is why they put the hardest level in the middle of the game.

I spent four fucking hours in the Water Temple and I still have no idea where the fuck I'm going.

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Tom: Dude! I can't figure this out! We are seriously fucked!
Mike: This is worse than the Water Temple!

Water Temple by Sh3ik May 2, 2006

Trumplestoopfuk 

Trump + Stoopfuk=Trumplestoopfuk

That Donald, he's such a Trumplestoopfuk

Trumplestoopfuk by POOKIES PLACE July 11, 2017