Tump: The act of throwing and dumping an object that the person has no emotional attachment to; it must be projected in an ostesibly negative fashion for it to be considered 'tumped'.

'Metaphorical' Tump(-ing): Similar to fucking something,to shit, to hit, to fight, to verbally abuse, to rape, to complete, to eat, to object, to necrophiliate, to humiliate, to describe, to vote, to order, to punish, to shout, to twitch or outburst, to finger, to lick, to build, to run,to ejaculate, to taunt, to succumb, to kill, to chase, to bore, to write shit, to read shit, to view badly, to peel, to sunbathe angrily or in the negative mannerisms of the context which applies to the subjector.
" Oh Dude! You tumped that shit? "

"I Tumped out of a moving car"

" He looked at me funny, so I tumped his face. "

" Mate, you totally tumped that guy in the cus-out earlier "

" I tumped her good due to my date rape drug"

" I was tumping my essay earlier, but somebody ran in and tumped me, so I tumped his mom"

" Her corpse was laying rather suggestively. Are you telling me you wouldn't have tumped that? "

" That nerd in my class wet himself, so i tumped the shit out of him"

" My teacher caught me tumping in the middle of class "

" After tumping for several hours in the sun, boy was I pissed off, so i decided to tump everyone's drinks and then tump on their sunbeds."

" the police caught me in the act, so i started tumping."
by Mitch and the D'iaz February 06, 2010
To punch or hit a person with a lot of force.
--- "That tump that you got dou look painful."
--- "Trus, that was more than painful."
by DaBossTing February 02, 2014
to turn over, to dump over. Must include water somehow ... either inside or outside the object that is being tumped over.
Why did you tump me off the inner tube?

She tumped her cup of tea over when her butt bumped the table.
by William Sojourner January 09, 2013
To have oral sex with a mentally challenged person
I just totally tumped my cousin, he was dropped a lot when he was a baby....
by supertumper March 07, 2012
To carry a pack by means of a tumpline.
The village girls are tumping baskets of grass.
by uttam maharjan January 01, 2012
rather polite derogatory term originating in Felsted school (UK)denoting an individual who just dont get it!! They also invented the 'Wanker' passed on to some USAF folks in da old days. Dont mention the WAR Basil.mmmmmmmm
My dear Lord, that cowboy banker from Texas is such a tumps.
by Pantha Sancho January 23, 2006
A southern colloquialism meaning to tip something over on purpose to get to its contents. Most often followed by the word "over."
I tumped over the pan of brownies.
by tump April 01, 2012
The combination of "tug" and "dump." The act of masturbation during a bowel movement.

The definition was conceived after a two-week long debate amongst writers about a term describing the masturbatory version of a blumpkin.
I thought rubbing one out was the ultimate in solitary man activities, but that was before my first tump.

If you really need to let off some stress, there's nothing like tumping.
by DOTX May 17, 2010

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