pink: hey stink, i have a hard-on.
stink: you know what? this may sound crazy, but I have a hard-on too!
pink: wanna hug?
stink/pink: tummy sticks!
Guy 2: I can guarantee you don't have the larger penis.
Impartial 3rd party: The only way to settle this is to play tummy sticks and see who wins.
Mark & Myles: "Tummy Sticks A.J.!!!!!!"