always a party at the bars and our girls are rich and hot
by landonstud March 9, 2005
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i want to go to tulane, but i really want to go to a school that has lots of topiary gardens
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An over-rated, over-priced, and mainly Jewish-influenced university. At this campus you'll see many a JAP, spoiled New England kids, prep, and party-seeking kids. Honestly, Tulane is very good only in a few areas, probably such as Medicine and Law, and the rest are mainly mediocre. Lots of party-goers though. Some of their frat parties are totally nuts, with a huge number of people overflowing out of a frat house, and it makes you wonder if some of these people ever crack a book.

After Katrina, Tulane decided to phase out their whole engineering department except for the degrees of: Biomedical Engineering, Chemical Engineering, Engineering(Undecided), and Engineering Physics. This isn't too surprising considering that these departments were not Tulane's strong suits anyway. But the reasoning for ditching those departments: financial reasons. Yeah, right, after you take at least 30K from each person you don't have enough to keep the Engineering school going. Gimme a break.
Dude 1: "Man, I'm undecided about which school I should go to. I was accepted to Rice, UCLA, and Tulane. I'm leaning towards Tulane right now because I'm thinking it's a fun place."

Dude 2: "Dude, you want to spend that much money for an overrated school when you got accepted to Rice and UCLA? College isn't mainly about partying anyway, is it? And what's your major going to be anyway?"

Dude 1: "Mechanical Engineering."

Dude 2: "Well, in that case, you should know that Tulane cancelled that whole department after Katrina."

Dude 1: " Dang, OK, I'm thinking SoCal sounds better."
by Adel7 September 11, 2007
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1. A collection of Jews, I.E. the nick name Jewlane, Northerners, and intellegent people from Louisiana. Basically the poorest excuse for a college anywhere.

2. Lacking any affinity to have a good time.
1. Hey look at that rich jew. I bet he goes to Tulane.

2. Wow i wish that boring ass mother fucker would stop being so tulane.
by Chris P. February 25, 2005
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A private southern university in New Orleans, Louisiana. Housed A.B. Freeman School of Business, Law School, Engineering, Tulane College for men & Newcomb Collegefor women. Tulane and Newcomb have been disolved into one undergraduate college after Hurricane Katrina closed the university for the Fall 2005 semester.

Scott Cowen is the president of tulane university and closed these historic colleges.
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Tulan literally means "pig's penis", translated from Hokkien.
Malaysian often use it as "abominate" or "hate" in simple.
Many people tulan Steven because he always offend people when he talks
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tulan she is the most amazing woman to ever exist this world needs more tolans.if u ask her for help she will come as fast as she can and she will get it done but she is pretty angry sometimes when someone annoys her.
random person :need help anyone !!!!
tulan :im coming to help u
random person: oh thank you ,you must be a tulan
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