Tug

The ugly female friend of an attractive woman.

Derived from the fact that beautiful, sleek ocean liners are often guidd into port by small, ugly tug boats.

Karen's hot but she's got her tug with her..

by Steve Potts May 26, 2007

Tug

A word used to describe something cool or a simple acknowledgement; like a greeting. Often times followed up with the phrase piss up a rope.

Norman: "Tug!" Can I use your house to get laid on Friday night?

Jon: Piss up a rope!

Mark: Brian is with the Milker tonight.

Jon: Tug!!!

by The Boy Who Never Speaks November 3, 2011

TUG

Abbreviation of Tall Ugly Guy. Generally a lanky dude, reminiscent of napoleon dynamite that hangs out with hot boys: similar to the token ugly girl in this way. Seems unfortunately to often be the most eager to flirt with any girl available, that or hurl abuse about her being ugly.

"ohh you mean the TUG that hangs out with jack? oh, okay i have never known his real name"

by non-event September 1, 2006

Tug

Better than a Thug: Gangster like; Totally awesome;King/Queen like; Winning

That girls is a Tug.

by lilbreezy6969 July 22, 2011

tug boating

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.

Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....

by ohohface247 June 9, 2012

Thunder tug

A quick Franklin, you know jerking it in thunder and lightning, bolting off.

Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.

by BEARCULES August 25, 2019

tug buddy

A thicc strong friend to help you achieve victory

Rubio's tug buddy Rojas was keeping the gap to Nizzolo in check while Healy and Mcnulty winked at each other.

by RosaliaYAlejandro4Ever May 22, 2023