TubeSteak

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.

My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

tubesteak

Beef in cylindrical form.
Slang for male genitalia.

My, that's a tasty tubesteak! I sure like it in my mouth!

by josh November 5, 2002

Tubesteak

Slang term for a penis.

"Put your tubesteak back in your pants Julia..."

by BanditJeff May 17, 2009

tubesteak

A man's penis, also known as cock, dong,man meat, 1 eye monster, willy

I want to give that hot blonde girl a nice big tubesteak hoagie later on tonight, that should fill her right up

by Ken Mayo July 3, 2003

Tubesteak

Erect Raw man meat used to please the orifice of a man or woman

Bob offered Jane a taste of his tubesteak after their date.

by Cheeks45 July 24, 2016

Tubesteak

Tubesteak keeps it real and calls out niggas that don't

"We out here doin grown man shit,I roll with goons man, straight uneducated dumb mothafuckas"

"You sound like you swallowed a harmonica nigga." -calling out T-Pain

"He don't even even support the troops nigga!" -calling out Aaron McGruder

"I talked to kids everyday and none of them mothafuckas tell me they wanna be president. You know why? Cause I fuck with real nigga lil' kids. All they wanna do is be out here with Tubesteak slangin' that co-caine nigga" -calling out Barack Obama

by light_post January 26, 2009

tubesteak

Hot dog, sausage, cylindrical meat product. Don't know what these other definitions are talking about...

This tubesteak is scrumtralescent!

by ghotistix November 26, 2003