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12.
Hot dog, sausage, cylindrical meat product. Don't know what these other definitions are talking about...
This tubesteak is scrumtralescent!
by ghotistix November 25, 2003
 
1.
Army lingo for the male sexual organ; the penis. Typically used in the phrase "tube steak & white gravy," a reference to an ejaulating penis, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants' numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.
"You're going to love the main course at the chow hall," the D.I. told the raw-ass recruit. "It's tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!"
by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006
 
2.
A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.
My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.
by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004
 
3.
Beef in cylindrical form.
Slang for male genitalia.
My, that's a tasty tubesteak! I sure like it in my mouth!
by josh November 05, 2002
 
4.
Tubesteak keeps it real and calls out niggas that don't
"We out here doin grown man shit,I roll with goons man, straight uneducated dumb mothafuckas"

"You sound like you swallowed a harmonica nigga." -calling out T-Pain

"He don't even even support the troops nigga!" -calling out Aaron McGruder

"I talked to kids everyday and none of them mothafuckas tell me they wanna be president. You know why? Cause I fuck with real nigga lil' kids. All they wanna do is be out here with Tubesteak slangin' that co-caine nigga" -calling out Barack Obama
by light_post January 26, 2009
 
5.
A man's penis, also known as cock, dong,man meat, 1 eye monster, willy
I want to give that hot blonde girl a nice big tubesteak hoagie later on tonight, that should fill her right up
by Ken Mayo July 02, 2003
 
6.
Slang term for a penis.
"Put your tubesteak back in your pants Julia..."
by BanditJeff May 17, 2009
 
7.
The male reproductive organ that hangs from the midsection...more commonly referred to as a peepee.
I tasted Todd's t-bone tubesteak with some barbeque sauce. It made me cream my pants. I am a guy.
by Mark Gisbertz February 14, 2008