TUBE STAKE 

Penis, Cock, Dick, Blood Sausage.

Hey baby, you hungry? How about some tube steak smothered in underwear.

TUBE STAKE by Vince Turner May 16, 2003

TUBE STAKE 

Penis.

How about some chin nuts w/your tube steak?

TUBE STAKE by Li Fung May 17, 2003

Tube Stake 

A derogatory slang term for the male genitalia, often used when a man tries to pick up a woman

"Hey Hunny, wanna try a little tube stake tonight

Tube Stake by rmcdaniel October 18, 2008

Tube Snake 

Thinly veiled reference to a penis. Sometimes "boogied", or masturbated.

When she boogie, she do the tube snake boogie.

Tube Snake by badboykitty March 28, 2017

Tony Tube-Snake 

While in the doggy-style posish, during anal sex, pull out and while the sphincter is still gaping, and proceed to shit into your lady friends anal cavity. Rinse and repeat. Thus creating the sensuality of the Tony Tube-Snake.

I totally gave your girl friend a Tony Tube-Snake this weekend and she LOVED it!

Tony Tube-Snake by The original tony tube-snake December 14, 2010

Tube Snake 

SLANG~ Surfboard

It is also the name of a ZZ-Top song, "tube snake boogie"

Alfonso: Check those waves dude; you bring the tube snake?
Riccardo: It's called a SURFBOARD you moron

zz top~
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.

Tube Snake by g-diggity August 31, 2008

tube snake boogie 

Placing a toilet paper roll on you penis then inserting such contraption in the vagina while wiggling like a snake and making "sssssss"noises

The ladies in texas love the tube snake boogie or goocch woochy

All the girls do the tube snake boogie its a fact like gravity or the sun or that tuna is a fish. That's right Ms.Simpson its tuna not chicken

tube snake boogie by Josh610 May 15, 2006