1. Puerto Rican for "Your mom's cooch".
2. An expression of frustration or anger, like "me cago en diez".
1. You: Sabes que yo quiero?
Friend: Que?
You: La crica tu madre!
2. I scream "la crica tu madre" when I'm frustrated in traffic.
by Sparko March 29, 2008
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a MEXICAN way of saying 'Fuck you mom'
not offensive to anyone else, but a Mexican.
Mexican: Chinga tu madre!
Spanish speaker who is not from mexico: que?
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In most part of Texas chinga tu madre means "fuckyou"
I dont like you bitch. Well then chinga tu madre I don't like you either puta.
by Alejandro March 4, 2005
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It's often used as
"You're mom, bitch"
but this is incorrect, because puta means whore, where as
"Tu madre, perra"
would be okay, because perra means bitch.

Translation?

"Your mom, whore"
Meathead: You're a fucking faggot, dude.
Annoyed person. Tu madre, puta. Chinga.
by boop March 2, 2005
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It's used more often than not as
"You're mom, bitch" but it's actual meaning is
"You're mom, whore" since perra is bitch, and puta means whore.
Meathead: "You're a fucking faggot, dude"
Annoyed person: "Tu madre, puta"
Meathead: *looks confused*

^_^
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Spanish for and you mum, but people use it as and your mum because your isnt in the bloody spanish dictionary. BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!


Related to: and your dad, thats what your mum said last night, mother fucker, and your mum.
A: You *&"£*("&(£(*"*(&
B: y tu madre.
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