14 definitions by Sparko

One who spends an excessive amount of money and time downloading electronic music on the beatport website.
Guy 1: Jonnie coming out tonight?
Guy 2: Nah, that Beatport junkie is downloading tunes...
by Sparko March 29, 2008
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A term to describe electronic dance music or a place which might have electronic dance music playing loudly.
I can't wait to go to the Space Disco to listen to some Space Disco.
by Sparko April 11, 2008
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To be invited or supposedly welcomed, to participate or attend, in an event, party or show, which you ultimately get denied access to.
Ali ‘Dubfire’ Shriazinia, new Dark Lord Of Techno, and one half of the Grammy winning DJ/production duo Deep Dish, tried to get in @ The Fifth, a trendy club in South Beach, only to be denied entry. Dubfire apparently wasn't on "the list".
Dubfire was dubfired @ the door.
by Sparko March 28, 2008
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Two Puerto Ricans are trying to have a conversation on the down low, instead of saying, "you are gay" they'll say "you are a mary con".
by Sparko March 27, 2008
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A strong male persona says something typically said by a girl or a homosexual man.

In Spanish, you say, "eso es una mariconesa".
by Sparko March 27, 2008
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An australian surfer prone to telling stories of 'way back when'...combines 'chip off the old block' (2nd generation surfer), 'chipper' (upbeat), and fish - a 'retro' style of surfboard & a water creature.
That bloke should try a better board or get stuffed about his old one.
Yeah, mate, but he's such a chipfish.
by Sparko February 1, 2006
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1. Puerto Rican for "Your mom's cooch".
2. An expression of frustration or anger, like "me cago en diez".
1. You: Sabes que yo quiero?
Friend: Que?
You: La crica tu madre!
2. I scream "la crica tu madre" when I'm frustrated in traffic.
by Sparko March 29, 2008
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