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tsumommy 

A mother's fierce verbal anger caused by the disrespect of her children, usually in the form of back-talk, eye rolling, or ignoring. It results in the stunned disbursement of every person within earshot of the event, and leaves the mother alone at the epicenter.
When Billy spoke back to his mother again that morning, it was the last straw, unleashing a tsumommy that sent all family members silently rushing throughout the house to prepare for their guests' arrival.
tsumommy by Dawning January 4, 2014
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tsumammy 

A tsumammy happens as a result of an over exuberant mother splashing in a frantic fashion causing waves in the pool near her children.
The mother was jumping around the pool in such a manner it created a huge #tsumammy towards her children
tsumammy by StrabaneMan April 30, 2019
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The lightning-fast dinner eating completed by a mother that has limited time before a child will need assistance. It is particularly noteworthy when the youngest child is 10 years of age or older and there is no need to complete a plateful of food before her eating companions have placed napkins in their laps. The mom's plate is full of food one minute and completely eviscerated the next.
Son: "Why is Mom already clearing her plate when I just poured my first glass of milk?"

Dad: "Tsumommi!!!"
Tsumommi by T-Browser July 19, 2012
when ones significant others mother tries to change everything in ones life
my wife's mom came to visit and rearranged all my furniture and wont stop telling me what to do. I've been hit by a tsumommi!
tsumommi by eeby1 July 2, 2011

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026