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Typoglycemia

The inability to make a post containing no errors,

Or to make any sense at all.
Typoglycemia can become more serious if the sufferer is exposed to alcohol, marijuana, or cats.
It's totally untreatable and highly resistant to criticism.
" I have typoglycemia, a horrible disease, and there is no cube"
Typoglycemia by Rikki Buff November 11, 2019

typography 

The study of the design of letter forms, exhibited in type/font styles.

It's jargon. Deal with it.
Typography makes shit look good.
When designing an ad you should consider the typography, when considering your audience.
typography by R Hadzor April 17, 2006

Cock Topography 

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!
Cock Topography by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010

tsoglani 

Greek: Τσογλάνι
Say: Tssoh - glahn - ee
Plural: tsoglania

A tsoglani has the following desirable characteristics,

Lowlife

Fool

Asshole

Half wit

Inconsiderate

Friend(?)

...but, the term is not used derogatively.

When one says tsoglani, and plural tsoglania, they have observed pure fact(s) about someone, or, a group of wanna be elites, that, are really half wits based on observed conduct/performance; like a management group before it quits.

Also, a tsoglani, along with of course plural tsoglania, don't limit themselves to sharing with acquaintances, friends and loved ones, just one of the endeared characteristics, but, are actually immensely blessed with sharing several. Eg: One can observe some "inconsiderate asshole(s)", "lowlife fool(s)" and of course "friendly asshole(s)".

In summary, tsoglani and its plural tsoglania, is an umbrella term incorporating all the characteristics listed above, along with similar that must be based on observed facts, which of course elaborate those endeared characteristics of an individual, and that, can definitely be applied to an organisations management.
Ay re, did you hear!? Cousin Dimitri found Anesti in management humping his wife during lunch. Poh what a fkn tsoglani re!. Yeah re, he didn't even ask!

Spiros: Ay re! Did you hear?

Vasili: What?

Spiros: Management budget cuts last week, team building lunch was for the elites, and kept hushed; invites only.

Vasili: Yeah re, the tsoglani Anesti only shares with his group of tsoglania !!!
tsoglani by man.in.greek April 5, 2019

typoglyicemia 

The abltiey to raed jbibreish. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn barin deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
paelse see avobe dfnitieion.
typoglyicemia by Max Fisher April 6, 2005

gathering carpet topography data 

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.