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try to shit 

trying to 'jump start' or 'awaken' a 'sleeping' gastrointestinal system. -this is usually more trouble than it is worth!, the 'system' usually responds with a 'sleeping drunk', FUCK YOU!!

one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
think i'll try to shit, i KNOW i'm full o' poison!

one has to work hard!, to try to shit!

one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
try to shit by michael foolsley October 31, 2011

try to be dangerous 

Often used in short term, dangerous, is a way of insulting someone that what he/she has shown off is in fact his/her own ignorance and/or stupidity.
Person A: Light speed is already archived by humanity's technology five years ago. There're reports that show...

Person B: Sir, please don't try to be dangerous.
try to be dangerous by iCarrot September 26, 2010

Try to not suicide challenge 

It`s a really difficult challenge which may cause cancer
- Have you ever tried the "Try to not suicide challenge"?
- Yes, I tried but lost.
- RIP in peace

Try to fuck crush december

Girls have to try the hardest they can to french kiss( or even further) their crush while their crush tries to not cooperate with his crush.
Jean, we have to do the Try to fuck crush december challenge, it´s really hard.
Alicia, my boyfriend has already started this last year, we have not fucked in the last year.

If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. 

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.
Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.

These Peoples Try To Fade Me 

Slang for "many individuals are currently attempting to do me wrong".
That guy on Survivor was all like "These peoples try to fade me"