Truffle Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but are too preoccupied with what you're doing to take a break until the resulting abdominal pain is too great to ignore. The result is this embarrassing slow, hunched-over shuffle to the bathroom. Commonly performed by friends when playing MMOs in large gaming gatherings or other similar situations.

1: "Dude, can you believe Mike's wicked winning streak in the Rumble Pit? It was 3 hours of brutality! Total God mode action."
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"

by Cyrano Cytoplasm September 28, 2007

Truffle Shuffle

The act of shitting on someones chest then shuffling up their chest and wiping your ass along their nose.

After I did the truffle shuffle for her she said she was smelling shit for weeks.

by Beachmaster2 December 31, 2010

Truffle shuffle

When a fat person doesn’t lift their feet as they walk and their feet drag against the carpet making an annoying sound.

That fat bitch Christina never picks her feet up. She’s doing the truffle shuffle.

by Frankie Tee July 3, 2018

portuguese truffle shuffle

Where you shove your finger in your poop hoop and bunny hop forward in a shuffling motion, then remove your selected finger from your sphincter and hold it in the air like a truffle and skiff your best buddy.

Pedro asked Philippe how he managed to pull the scouse lass, he simply told her, 'I used the old favourite Portuguese truffle shuffle'.

by Truffla April 10, 2014

Truffle Butter Shuffle

Walking with your butt clenched as to not shit truffle butter all over yourself after anal sex.

That girl doing the walk of shame is doing the truffle butter shuffle, she must have done anal.

by publishedauthor October 14, 2018

Shuffle Truffle

A large person either a guy or a girl lift up thier shirt and either do a little shimmy or a jiggle, the result is a copious amounts of laughter from the receiving end, because the person doing it is pretty fat, and resembles a shaking jello like substance.

Fat man- (cheering)
Dude #1- "wow he looks like the fat guy from subway"
Dude #2- "yeah he's really pulling off a good Shuffle Truffle"
(Both laugh there asses off)

by jewhater 45 March 13, 2009

C-Note Truffle Shuffle

When a fat white kid, crip walks past you with a female outside...

If I ever see Herman C-Note Truffle Shuffle with his younger sister, I'm gonna push his fat ass into parking lot traffic, film it, and show it to my dealer.

by ForbiddenRamen September 27, 2023