to hold and shake your stomach, from the movie "goonies"
did you see Cedric the Entertainer do the truffle shuffle after the show?
Movement of the belly area of a rather large body size. i.e. anything bigger than a chunky person. And saying some sort of incoherent chanting. Without the use of syllables
Oh my god. Jereamiah is running around doing some crazy screaming. It must be the truffle shuffle!
Having regretable sex with a crazy, clingy, predatory woman if only for the sake of getting some.
Think about how you got caught up with the aforementioned type of woman. Chances are, one of your friends might have been tossing the truffles
to you to save their own ass.
But hey, truffles are good food. Why let good food go to waste?
Stan: Patty sent me a text saying that she wants my dick.
Kevin: Damn! I don't know. She's pretty crazy. I'd be careful if I were you.
Stan: I'm probably gonna hate myself later, but I'm gonna bite my lip and do the truffle shuffle
Kevin: Good luck and god speed you, you stupid bastard.
When you have to take a dump but are too preoccupied with what you're doing to take a break until the resulting abdominal pain is too great to ignore. The result is this embarrassing slow, hunched-over shuffle to the bathroom. Commonly performed by friends when playing MMO
s in large gaming gatherings or other similar situations.
1: "Dude, can you believe Mike's wicked winning streak in the Rumble Pit? It was 3 hours of brutality! Total God mode action."
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned
by Mother Nature!"
The act of shitting on someones chest then shuffling up their chest and wiping your ass along their nose.
After I did the truffle shuffle
for her she said she was smelling shit for weeks.