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true as pie 

When something is absolutely true blue. No lies or half truths, 100% honest.
Ziggy and Austyn saw Gigi with some other guy, and true as pie, she hooked up with him right in front of Zig.

True as pie, I left the key right under the mat like you told me.

They've had a thing from day one. Only ever really been possessive and protective of Austyn. True as pie, too. Remember the Priss incident? Didn't even know the guy and they just took his side over Priss.
true as pie by MONSTERchild April 1, 2017

as true as it is false 

Used in a dismissive way when you're out of things to say in a discussion and/or are bored with the topic. In actuality it means nothing, but for a few seconds it sounds like it means something profound, which gives you enough time to switch topics to something you know more about.
Jill: Marijuana should be legalized, the government could make so much money if it were legal, because they could tax it instead of waisting money housing pot users who are in jail.

Jack: That's only as true as it is false. Anyways, did you hear that Johnny got fired from his job?

As true as your nan 

Meaning very true, or that you're not lying
Jimmy: "Caught a 15 inch redfin the other day."
Shaun: "fuck, true?"
Jimmy: "As true as your nan"
As true as your nan by S1921 March 3, 2017

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

true ass nigga

A true ass nigga is simple. It's basically a nigga you can trust 100%. You could tell this nigga to take out the trash, hide a dead body, tell him you called dibs, in any endeavor, he will be trustworthy.
Mateo: "Yo Malachi, I'm going to be late getting home today and my wife gets horny at 9 pm. Can you fuck her for me but not fall in love with her?
Malachi: ight. I gotchu.
Mateo: Thanks Malachi, you're a true ass nigga.
true ass nigga by Mateo_dragon January 4, 2015