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trowelling 

Similar to felching, but in addition to ejaculating into your anus you insert powered milk in as well to mix with the semen, then by use of a straw suck it out.
Hey bitch-boy go get the milk tin, I'm gonnig to be trowelling your arse tonight!!!!
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Halav Yisroel Trowelling 

troweling (see: 'trowelling' and 'felching') using milk produced by a cow owned by a Jew.
"I was all vklempt after halav yisroel trowelling."

Trolling and Vino 

The perfect hump day combination for provocateurs and pranksters. No Wednesday night is complete without the needless, drunken, badgering of one’s adversaries via social media.
Betsy: What are we doing tonight, honey? She’s asks….already knowing the answer
Darren: “It’s Wednesday.” Spoken with a sarcastic tone and a hint of disbelief
Betsy: “and….” Her eye’s roll
Darren: “A little Trolling and Vino”
Besty “Aren’t you getting a little old for this kind of behavior?”
Darren sip. click, click, click, click… #GrotesqueMonsterWife badgering me again. Mean meme forthcoming. #DarrenBesertMemeMachine #BestedByBesert #MonetizeTheMemes

we do a little trolling 

When you partake in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery
Person a: why are there federal agents outside your house?
Person b: we do a little trolling at the orphanage.

we do a little trolling 

A little act of trolling, or a small prank.
Person 1: "DID YOU JUST KILL A PREGNANT WOMAN?!"
Person 2: "We do a little trolling, it's called we do a little trolling."

Name trolling 

The act of listing your first name on Urban Dictionary then describing yourself as a great or desirable person. This lone act is ruining the random search function on UD by replacing real words with stupid, lame-ass self praise. A complete waste of time, these entries should be rejected by UD instead of being added to the list.

Comes from trolling, the annoying act of people posting stupid crap on sites just to get a reaction.
A: Dude, I just did a random search on UD and saw all of these entries for "Katie", "Bob", etc.

B: Yeah, there's a lot of that stupid name trolling on UD now. It's really ruining the site!

A: Totally. Wish someone at UD would do something about this.
Name trolling by GeneRickyShaw2 February 6, 2013

we do a little trolling 

just a little
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