Ambi-dick-trous

1. The ability to masturbate with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.

2. The ability to preform hand jobs with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.

1. Hey Jack, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm ambi-dick-trous.

2. Damn man, look at Jack tear it up in that circle jerk. He must be ambi-dick-trous.

Ambi-dick-trous by TacomaBeags April 13, 2011

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Quadra-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands and both feet.

1. Hey Jack, what's with the masturbating with BOTH hands and your feet, man?

Oh that, yah I'm Quadra-dick-trous.

Quadra-dick-trous by Sparksitup July 8, 2012

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para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

para-dick-trous by Sparksitup July 8, 2012

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Ambi-dick-trous

When your hand job abilities are not limited to your dominant hand

“which hand did she use”
“both, she’s ambi-dick-trous”

Ambi-dick-trous by dixie rect July 23, 2018

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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