The moment you're on the toilet and pass a phantom turd, and just as you go to wipe your ass you shit like crazy all over your hand. A surprise diarrhea wonderland, usually caused if you haven't eaten in weeks and suddenly decide to eat something small, then BLAM...Rich Trotts.
That is the last time I ever eat again, that peanut gave me the rich trotts last night! My hands ain't gonna smell right for days!
by Dr. Brownxxx July 27, 2008
A person who is full of shit. Literally full of shit. His skin is the only thing keeping the shit from pouring out and when he opens his mouth out comes shit. Also known as shit in a silk stocking or turd in a box.
by J.M.M27 October 16, 2014
by Kat Sugi April 7, 2006
An absolute rad unit.
He can break a table with his mind alone.
He has a small classroom and is totes yeet with the kids.
He likes history because he shapes it.
He can break a table with his mind alone.
He has a small classroom and is totes yeet with the kids.
He likes history because he shapes it.
by Magical-Ellie October 24, 2019
The art of using a check as an opportunity to present the waiter/waitress with one's phone number. This technique can be used in any similar situation.
There are a lot of hot waitresses that work at that restaurant so I've been trottsing there and picking up lots of girls.
by mkdnk April 20, 2009
by ALYFUCKINGCAT August 13, 2008
Kai Trott is a handsome person, sexy, all the girls want him he is that good looken, we is athletic and can sing like no tomorrow, he is smart, ladies if you ever find a Kai Trott keep him he is worth it.
by Kai Trott December 8, 2017