trollnozzle Share definition Flag Synonym for Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong". Bob: "Oh fuck is that a red light?? I have to get to work!" Joe: "Hah you got TROLLNOZZLED!" trollnozzle by Icen August 7, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the trollnozzle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch