WW COPS: BUSTED!!! ma'am, slowly remove your Ass from the vehicle..
Obese Woman: opens door, and...**POOOOF** ..a "Tristi" blows out..WWCop falls over..Obese woman escapes with car seat attached to arse..
Almost extinct, however, a new monstrous specie was resently observed roaming and stalking residents of St. Charles, Illinois...
Damn! I caught that Humungous Buffalo keying my car in Micky D's parking lot...it pulverized my foot and stole my Big Mac!!! *limps away*