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Chrimbo Trimbo 

A last minute, debatably acceptable haircut obtained less than a week before Christmas
Gonna go get a cheeky Chrimbo Trimbo bois
Chrimbo Trimbo by Speighteh December 22, 2018
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In the sport of triathlon, it describes a competitor who's conversation has become boring due to their incessant talk about the sport, past or upcoming events, training, diet and all things related to triathlons.
We had dinner with Steve yesterday, he's looking great but all he talked about the whole night was triathlon.

I know, its painful. He's become such a tribore.
Tribore by Drew Peacock9 April 26, 2012

coronary trombosis 

An illness that afflicts the brass section.
A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

Bass Trombone 

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).
For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.
Bass Trombone by Driving Park December 17, 2014

tromboned 

getting your anus licked and getting jerked off at the same time
i love getting tromboned by my girl
tromboned by goose616 September 30, 2012
Trimone is a common barese word that basically means jerkoff, and it can be used in many sentences
Trimone by Johnnytheguinny June 16, 2020