triggernometry 

The study of how getting triggered affects the human psyche.

My extensive research into triggernometry has revealed that people who are easily triggered, also suffer severe depression.

triggernometry by Dutch Armstrong September 6, 2016

Triggernometry 

The art of igniting peoples' various sociocultural sensitivities i.e. triggering them

Me: I wish they had more Engineering scholarships for white guys...

Femthony Madtano: I AM HEREBY TRIGGERED

Me: Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I should study triggernometry instead.

Triggernometry by Actom360 October 24, 2016

triggernometry 

The advanced mathematical study of how firearms work.

High school senior: I still don't understand why the math teacher insisted that our class learn triggernometry --- I'm a staunch pacifist, so I don't even like guns; why the heck do I need to learn about 'em if the subject will never even come up in my ordinary daily life??

triggernometry by QuacksO March 3, 2017

triggernometry 

Math-induced traumatic recall.

I have a note form my therapist. I'm exempt from my triggernometry exam.

triggernometry by walletstraw June 8, 2017

trigger time 

1. Expression used to denote how much time an individual has spent firing their weapon.

2. Also used to describe the time a man spends firing his gun in female cavities. This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this ones for fun.

Gun = dick

Rifle = weapon for the killing of animals, foes, people, or just for fun.

"One of the odd things about the Army is how little actual trigger time you get. You carry your weapon around a lot, but aside from periodic qualifications or occasions where it gets entirely too exciting you don’t shoot very much."

"Yo, I wuz gettin' some major trigger time with your ex last week."

trigger time by MuhFuh June 15, 2006

Triggerment 

The level of how triggered you are.

"do you now understand my triggerment?" asked reese. julieann stared at her blankly and stabbed her with a shard of the computer reese had just smashed.

"Now you're at my triggerment"

Triggerment by Joown Noogin April 3, 2019

Triggernometry

Triggernometry is a psychological equation.

When something triggers you, Triggernometry is happening.

Triggernometry by BigBlue7 April 13, 2026