Joe: Why are you training so hard?
Snowflake: I need to get into shape for an upcoming tri.
by mikwat May 22, 2004
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a person who has many issues, usually relating to health, maybe asthma or allergies. His dorky appearance and his face in general may make one kill oneself. His name can be referenced in a sexual connotation. This person usually tends to have no friends and can't make any. Also one who is not nerdy but geek or dorky
"Man, dont be such a tri!"

"Check out his branch!"

"Hey who brought the tripod"
by dag345 April 15, 2010
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short for trifecta, always used after a con.
Post 1: I like rice.
Post 2: con
Post 3: tri
by bob May 26, 2004
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A scarce animal, only found within the westernmost regions of Canada. This animal deliberatly shows off their fake-wealth and obscenly large number of business cards to lose friends that they never even had. This creature dwells in the scum infested areas of society, using carbite hockey sticks to play road hockey games and wearing brand name clothing (which really isn't brand name considering it is pirated).
Tri was found leaving a playstation 2 at his friend's house in order to be invited over again. What a fag!
by Shea Webster March 5, 2007
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short for trick targeted at females for doin dumb stuff
by will parks June 10, 2006
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A typical indian name. a useless man who excells at nothing in life. He is a snitch, cannot take social cues and becomes very awarked very fast. He is unintelligent, and is incapable of making funny jokes. He cannot spell and is difficult to deal with and is extremly socially awarked and will easily create an uncomfterble situation. He is chronically obese and bears a physical resemblance to the fictisious starwars character "jabba the hut". He is useless at sport and is a lardass.
Fails to participate in group activities but froths at the mouth when he hears his tribal indian music.
FOATH, i just saw Triss in his full glory. Quick you better wash your eyes out with acid
Mate, i just saw Tris and mistook him for a sack of garbage
by Cooncheese May 17, 2017
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