1) A squirrel that instinctively hides many nuts and forgets where they are.
2) One who is awful at fantasy baseball, always opting for the darker-skinned players in an attempt to gain acceptance into that culture.
3) A total butt truck
, and all-around fruity
Joe: Have you checked the baseball standings yet?
Mike: Yeah, can you believe he dropped another 30 points in one day? What a treutler
A squirrel of homosexual orientation who likes to collect and stash many nuts for later consumption. Sometimes mistakes nuts for a grown man's testicles resulting in abuse and a lawsuit. When not concentrating on nuts, is known to lurk ominously/curiously around preschool playground/janitor closets/girls bathrooms. Always seems to be in a bad/defensive mood probably due to lack of penis girth.
"Wow dude did you see how that jackass was actin..."
"yea son he was bein a total treutler"
dude who sucks maaaad d
Look at those bruised knees! What a Treutler!