treutler 

A squirrel of homosexual orientation who likes to collect and stash many nuts for later consumption. Sometimes mistakes nuts for a grown man's testicles resulting in abuse and a lawsuit. When not concentrating on nuts, is known to lurk ominously/curiously around preschool playground/janitor closets/girls bathrooms. Always seems to be in a bad/defensive mood probably due to lack of penis girth.

"Wow dude did you see how that jackass was actin..."

"yea son he was bein a total treutler"

treutler by Nick marinara sauce September 26, 2007

treutler 

dude who sucks maaaad d

Look at those bruised knees! What a Treutler!

treutler by Bigizzle Nigizzle February 5, 2008

treutler 

1) A squirrel that instinctively hides many nuts and forgets where they are.

2) One who is awful at fantasy baseball, always opting for the darker-skinned players in an attempt to gain acceptance into that culture.

3) A total butt truck, catcher, and all-around fruity person.

Joe: Have you checked the baseball standings yet?

Mike: Yeah, can you believe he dropped another 30 points in one day? What a treutler

treutler by Mitt Vullo June 30, 2008

Treatler 

Coined by left-wing twitter, “Treatler” is used to describe people whose extent of political ambition is about their selfish want of fulfilling their consumerist desires, even at the cost of lives.

Guy 1: Who do you plan on voting for in the coming election?

Guy 2: I think i’ll vote for Mr.Smith. I know he said those things about how he wishes to genocide minorities, but he said he will make gas 15 cents cheaper by the end of his term.

Guy 1: You’re such a fucking Treatler.

Treatler by rys2004 November 11, 2024

treatlerite

A western consumer who routinely orders from rent-a-slave apps like Doordash and Uber Eats and turns Hitlerite when the quality of service is deemed to be subpar.

the term 'treatlerite' is supposed to be a joke but is just an accurate description of the ideology of most westerners across all political aisles

treatlerite by MRTHICC December 4, 2024

Treatler 

When you want your treat delivered to you so badly you complain about your delivery servant and become:

Treat Hitler

You could always go pick up your cupcake yourself instead of being a Treatler

Treatler by Kitsura January 12, 2025

Treatler 

/trēt-ler/ An individual, often from the middle or lower middle class, who, during times of capitalist crisis, embraces fascist politics with the end goal of consumerist "treats". They are drawn to the promise of a reordered society, supporting movements and ideas that offer a form of "revolution". By revolution, I mean Unlimited Genocide on Male Instacart Shoppers

The treatlers, obsessed with their DoorDash deliveries and customer support, were easily swayed by the rhetoric of a demagogic leader who vowed to lower Burger Price$$

Treatler by FightingGhostsFromTheColdWar January 23, 2025