JESUS. A Trenten is a guy who doesnt just look like jesus, doesn't just act like jesus, but is truly, a one of a kind jesus. like if you see a trenten walking down the street you better drop your knees and pray. ignore the look on his face when he sees how many people are worshipping him it'll wear off eventually.
"quick, get down! i think i see a trenten coming!"
"shit! are we all gonna die?!"
"if you dont worship him you will!"