flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

flatusidal tendencies by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Tenderfoot 

American slang dating back to the time of the old west. It was used by people who were established in frontier towns to describe someone new, either to the area or the prevailing conditions; someone lacking experience and who was perhaps a little naive. Mildly disparaging but without any real malice it is still used occasionally to describe someone who is just starting out on their chosen career.

Despite having been to university, you’re still a tenderfoot when you start in the workplace.

Tenderfoot by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Sweet tender

The really soft inner thigh meat close to a woman's vagina. Mostly on a nice thick soft woman..

My girl was wearing just a G-string and had her creamy legs open, and my hand was caressing her Sweet Tender.

Sweet tender by PokerPro June 10, 2013

Common Universal Natural Tendency 

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..

I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

Common Universal Natural Tendency by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

trenderman 

One of Slenderman's brothers.
He really enjoys fashion

Unlike Slenderman, Trenderman is a fashionista and will annoy the crap out of you if you are wearing crocs. Crocs bad...

trenderman by Rach02123 January 13, 2015

Tenderlicious 

The act of being a sick goaltender in hockey.

Timmy K. was tenderlicious when he slid across the crease and gloved the one-timer from Zdeno Chara.

Tenderlicious by Bdizzle007 May 13, 2010

tender dicking 

when a man/boy catches feelings after having sexual relations with a woman

yall niggas be tender dicking !

tender dicking by Intelligence00 May 8, 2016