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fucked out of my tree 

for one to be extremely drunk and or high, causing one to act like a complete tard.
oh man, last night i was fucked out of my tree. i dont remember much, and im pretty sure i couldnt stand by the end of it.

Treefucker 

I came up with this word out of the blue. I don't know if anyone else has ever used it before or not. It came from me cussing out my guy friend's friend while text messaging. I said something to the effect of "Tell that asshole to go fuck a tree." I put the two words together and it just stuck. I still use it to.
"Bob, that treefucker just ran into the back of my new escilade, yo!"
Treefucker by punk_grl86 September 5, 2004

Zhen Treefucker 

Zhen Treefucker is a person who does not give a fuck about anything. He isn't concerned about anything. He doesn't draw attention to anything, He is a True Treefucker
Boy: OMG, Zhen Treefucker doesn't care about anything
Girl: I know, right'
Zhen Treefucker by BabbleBoy January 29, 2023

treefucked 

When a mob killed in World of Warcraft dies, and the corpse lands inside a tree, and you can not loot it.
Ah man, I just killed a warlock in Ashenvale, with just one quest item left and got treefucked.
treefucked by Basmia August 20, 2010

Holy treefucker

A Christian tree fucker who thinks there better then you because there Christian and don’t eat meat, I’m looking at you Peter you tiny holy tree fucker
Peter thinks he’s so much better then me because he’s Christian and a Vegan, but in reality he’s just a holy treefucker
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026