metdizzle's definitions

hamshmammered

to be hella wasted.
used on special occasions, like your birthday or st. patrick's day.

that was one sweet party my friend, i was hamshmammered to the maximum.

by metdizzle December 17, 2008

creep neck

The physical pain that comes with sitting at your computer creeping on Facebook for too long, mainly effecting ones neck, shoulders and back.

I got the worst creep neck last night after my five hour Facebook creeping session.

I couldn't peel myself away from my computer screen during that Facebook fight, now i have total creep neck.

by metdizzle February 6, 2009

false boobs

when the bra a girl is wearing makes her boobs appear good sized, until you take it off and discover they really are not.

i didn't let him take off my bra because it gives me false boobs.

by metdizzle December 3, 2007

bar sweater

a sweater you don't care if you loose at the bar.
"i don't care if i loose it at the bar" sweater.

i lost my bar sweater last time we went out, so i'll have to make sure i keep this one on tonight.

by metdizzle December 20, 2008

caked

when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.

ew man look at her face, its caked.

by metdizzle February 16, 2008

sarnhole

my home town, the armpit of canada.
the actual name of the city is sarnia.

"dude, are you headin back to sarnhole for Christmas break?"
"yeah man, i'm headin back to sarnhole for Christmas break, and i can't fuckin' wait."

by metdizzle December 17, 2008

fucked out of my tree

for one to be extremely drunk and or high, causing one to act like a complete tard.

oh man, last night i was fucked out of my tree. i dont remember much, and im pretty sure i couldnt stand by the end of it.

by metdizzle March 14, 2008