This is the female version of the Dutch Rudder. A Swiss Treadmill is when one female assists another in masturbation by grabbing the partners arm and completing group masturbation.
by uic_gavmeister December 2, 2010
The act of finding the hottest girl in the gym doing cardio, and going behind her to enjoy the view. A common practice among fat men who lack the natural motivation to exercise. Only works when treadmills/ellipticals/bikes are organized in rows.
Wow, i was treadmill drafting behind that chick for the past half hour. She is definitely not wearing any underwear.
by pascooby June 15, 2011
When a blazed person walks outdoors and it appears that buildings are coming towards him/her rather than him/her walking towards the buildings. This gives the illusion that the earth is a huge treadmill and the person is not moving from where he/her is walking.
Person A - God damn! it seems like the movie theaters is coming towards me even tho I'm walking towards it.
Person B - It's the treadmill effect.
Person B - It's the treadmill effect.
by RJ1992 April 20, 2009
When obliviously lip synching along to an mp3 player mid treadmill session progresses to belting out a line or a whole tune in a busy gym environment.
The Treadmill Karaoke-er may be oblivious to their faux pas, and may result in declarations of love, hate or violence to other gym users depending on musical preference.
The Treadmill Karaoke-er may be oblivious to their faux pas, and may result in declarations of love, hate or violence to other gym users depending on musical preference.
Dude 1: Did that girl on the treadmill just ask me to put my hands up if I'm in love?
Dude 2: Hmmm, I think she's just doing some treadmill karaoke to JLS
Dude 2: Hmmm, I think she's just doing some treadmill karaoke to JLS
by swallmeister December 30, 2011
The effort of actions and identification of action items discussed during business meetings that can be strategically displaced using a collection of ‘good old boy’ ambiguous superfluous rhetoric.
During our Pipeline call, Bill used a lot of Treadmill Talk to help take some of the heat off our region for not hitting our quarterly budget.
by bankz316 May 17, 2017
Person who watches television while working out at home on a treadmill, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: elliptical potato, stationary bike potato.
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: elliptical potato, stationary bike potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i treadmill potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a treadmill potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i treadmill potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a treadmill potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
by keichix November 1, 2009
The everyday grind. Money in, money out. Day after day, week after week, year after year... the life treadmill goes on.
Karl: "Shit man, did you hear that Don lost his job and foreclosed on his home?"
Chad: "Yep, only thing worse than being on the life treadmill is falling off it."
Chad: "Yep, only thing worse than being on the life treadmill is falling off it."
by chadd925 December 31, 2011