To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.
Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...
by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 23, 2014
A Windows Live agent that is obviously the spawn of SmarterChild. It tries to help you with your travel plans, but does virtually nothing that you couldn't do yourself with one google search.
If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.
If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL
Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?
Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!
ASL
Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?
Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!
by BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW July 1, 2008
A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person
Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person
Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 28, 2021
When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path
(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was
(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?
(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?
by SoulGlooo January 9, 2021
The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.
ok so basically you go to a different date than the current but then the new time is the current and so you just changed the present but not your present and theres just like ten million billion trillion paradoxes that destroy the fabric of time that kill everything so just dont please
by The God-Tier Roaster October 18, 2020
When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.
*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!
by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019