Trash-Collector

Person whom you designate to break into your home after you die and clean out and dispose of all the embarrassing shit you'd never want your friends and family to find.

My Trash-Collector has promised to grab all my porn and condoms out of my apartment within 6 hours of my death.

Trash-Collector by your_new_friend June 1, 2010

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Valkenvanian trash collector

(noun): a guy that collects scrap metal
referenced from the movie "nothing but trouble" the judge collects scrap metal

hey, that valkenvanian trash collector is going through my garbage again

Valkenvanian trash collector by blazerfan3938 October 24, 2009

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White Trash Collectible

A mass produced 'collectible' item that believed by the consumer to one day be valuable.

Often used as a status symbol that is proudly displayed in the curio cabinet in the dining room and/or living room in only the most discriminating of the white trash homes.

White Trash Collectibles may include Precious Moments, Snowbabies, and Hummel figurines, Beanie Babies, anything with a limited edition number, sports memorabilia, etc.

White Trash Collectible by lavinialyte July 21, 2011

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Thrash-collector

It's when you dump a girl you scored and then one of your friends go for her.

Thrash-collector!

Thrash-collector by KHDT October 8, 2010

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Trash-Collecting

When someone searches you on social media or the internet to find things they can negatively use against you or to benefit themselves by it.

My trash-collecting boss won't promote me because he saw my Instagram pics from a Trump rally I attended.

Trash-Collecting by reg888 November 1, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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