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perfect toastiness 

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.
It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.
perfect toastiness by Kodeman October 22, 2006
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Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness 

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.
Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

trustiness 

A word that New York Times made up because they couldn't spell truthiness. Stephen Colbert, upon discovering this (he created truthiness), made his next "Word" Cat, so that the Times could have an easier time getting the word right.
N/A, trustiness isn't a fucking word!!!!
trustiness by K3n7 September 8, 2008

trustiness 

Steven Colbert, father of truthiness, on trustiness: "It's not even a word."
trustiness by xTrippleZero April 13, 2006
The measure of femininity for a pre-op male to female transsexual (a "trap").
After sufficient trapiness, I'll do her.
trapiness by Some Boi March 7, 2009

twatiness 

Where an idiot annoys you, basically the behaviour of a twat
There is a hint of twatiness in that statement.
twatiness by Bathrugby35 July 3, 2014

scum trashiness 

A displayed behavior that is so low that even trailer trash people think he's disgusting.
Trailer Trash #1:Shit... that fucker doesn't even talk or try to see his kids. I got 5 kids all from different bitches and I see them.

Trailer Trash #2: Yea. That's scum trashiness.
an he don't even pretend he payin fo' any o' thier shit...I gives my kids momma's a $20 now an then.

Trailer Trash #3: What a fuckershmuck.
scum trashiness by chilie* November 10, 2010