transvert 

transvert n Lat. trans, across, over + vertere, to turn; cf. intravert, extravert - a psychological type that alternates between introversion and extraversion and combines features of both types.

I don't know who I am, an extravert or an introvert? Or am I a transvert? If so, then the entire classification crumbles.

His life moves from one extreme to another, from complete self-absorption to wild partying at random places with random people. He is a typical transvert.

transvert by Mikhail Epstein November 2, 2003

Transverbist 

When you use words that may not identify with the traditional definition of the word.

No, no, when I said “Retarded” I meant that it was void of common sense. I was not talking about someone that is mentally challenged. You see, I’m a Transverbist.

Transverbist by Butters_PD February 11, 2022

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

Transference 

Transference is when you “transfer” you personal flaws and garbage to someone else.

Many times, people don’t even realize they are doing this.

Occasionally it is important for personal, positive growth to ask yourself if you are doing this to other people, because by periodically examining your own flaws, you can be aware of them.

By becoming aware of them, you have to opportunity to change and become a better and happier person.

My semi-evil, douche-bag neighbor just told me all this nasty stuff about everyone in town. I have a feeling he is mostly talking about himself indirectly and using transference.

Transference by Ian De La Rosa July 9, 2013

Transfortation 

A term used when accessing A person's soul growth in correspondence with their big ass.

"That life lesson required some big ass transfortation to jump into the next soul evolution steppage.

Transfortation by TamiFeralFowler December 10, 2020

clam transfer 

Vulgar slang term for tribadism, the lesbian act of rubbing or grinding vulva-to-vulva for sexual stimulation. "Clam transfer" entered the national lexicon thanks to a wonderful Progresso Soup commercial first airing in 2010.

Sometimes when two lesbians love each other very much, they will engage in a clam transfer to physically express that love.

clam transfer by The Other Guido February 25, 2010

transfartmation 

the act at which one places their communication device in close proximity to their anal cavity at a time they need to flatulate.

Nate - ***DOOOOOOOO*****
Joe - NICE TRANSFARTMATION, NATE!
Nate - Oh yeah that smells like shit!
Joe- Good I hope you choke on it when you try talking to me

transfartmation by Stess_90 September 14, 2020