transpants 

Pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged penis upon sitting down.

I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.

transpants by MomFatale May 20, 2012

Transaction Zone 

The 5 foot radius around a debit machine or bank machine - to allow privacty when using your P.I.N. number.

Stay out of the transaction zone while I get cash from the bank machine.

Transaction Zone by sarsfieldk March 20, 2011

transcatlantic pipeline 

a massive pipeline to transfer stray cats of eurasia into the americas

+: We have so many rats in our dorms, and I have to pay some smuggler to adopt a cat??!!
-: I know the solution, the transcatlantic pipeline!
+: Oh knock it off, cats would claw and rupture the pipes!

transcatlantic pipeline by borninthekadikoy October 17, 2021

transfartmation 

the act at which one places their communication device in close proximity to their anal cavity at a time they need to flatulate.

Nate - ***DOOOOOOOO*****
Joe - NICE TRANSFARTMATION, NATE!
Nate - Oh yeah that smells like shit!
Joe- Good I hope you choke on it when you try talking to me

transfartmation by Stess_90 September 14, 2020

transatlanticism 

n. The state of being in a long-distance relationship with another person over the Atlantic Ocean, for example, with one participant living in the United States and the other living in the United Kingdom, along with the emotions that accompany such a state, such as the desire of physical intimacy, melancholy and hope.

(Named after Death Cab For Cutie's fourth album, and the title track from that album which discusses such a concept.)

'I'm telling you, man; me and her are the definition of transatlanticism.'

transatlanticism by Chris Ogden September 24, 2006

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

transancestral 

A person who embraces another culture or country other than they're parental heritage as they're own. They adopt the music, lifestyle , culture and language as they're own, and identify with that particular culture or country.

As a transancestral , I don't identify with my parents heritage to me I feel that I belong to a different culture.

transancestral by Snake Master July 12, 2016