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Transiberian Treadmill

a sexual phenomena involving a very precise process which first involves a girl on all fours... naked of course... on a treadmill that is turned off. You then stand behind the treadmill waiting... naked of course... as the girl proceeds to turn the treadmill on full speed, launching herself into you... BOOM!
Ben's Sister: "Hey my face is starting to hurt from the Phillipino Flapjack. do you think we could try something else?"

Willy Pete: "Yea bend over on that treadmill real quick I'll show you the dirty dady Transiberian Treadmill"
Transiberian Treadmill by mDiB November 11, 2010
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transiteria 

A restaurant to grab something while in transit. Cf. trattoria, pizzeria, bistro
We don't have time to sit down, let's just grab a sandwich from that small transiteria at the airport.
transiteria by Vatu September 18, 2019

TRANSBEIAN

Two transexuals that engage in sexual activity with eachother, much like lesbeians.
Hit her! She looks like a transbeian!
TRANSBEIAN by Seth James April 25, 2006

transsiberian orchestra 

(noun) A crappy excuse for a concert experience that lucky only comes around once a year. It is an for cheese ballers with acid washed jean to get drunk and say that they went to a multicultural music event; even though it has nothing to do with any culture other than our own consumerist monoculture. (see:cheese and mullets)
I had to come up with -any- excuse to get out of going to see the transsiberian orchestra concert that my creepy uncle invited us to.

transbrian 

very fun person to talk to and have always cheered me up :)
"transbrian is an amazing friend! you should follow xem!"
transbrian by prinz July 20, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026