European Trailer Hitch

When you dock your lady on the womb snake and run around backwards until you run out of gas.

Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.

Oh man somebody stole your car, you just got the European Trailer hitch!

When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch

European Trailer Hitch by Raunchy Lou June 29, 2019

suck the chrome off a trailer hitch 

A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine

Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.

suck the chrome off a trailer hitch by devildog June 11, 2006

Trailer Hitch

For when a friend goes to bump fists with you and instead you quickly clamp your hand over theirs. It's supposed to feel unpleasant; a mean-spirited fist bump.

My buddy tried to fist bump me yesterday but instead I gave him a trailer hitch! Ha ha, he felt so violated! He was so angry, he chased me down the street!

Trailer Hitch by AFanOfMatt November 23, 2010

The Trailer Hitch 

Having a girl get on her knees and blow you, then slowly walk backwards, dragging her across the room.

The chick was sucking my cock, but i couldn't reach my beer, so i had to give her the trailer hitch to get to it...

The Trailer Hitch by StickyfingerSG October 18, 2010

Chinese Trailer Hitch

When a guy "crab walks" while receving fellatio, making the girl crawl around on her hands and knees to follow him. His penis becomes the "Chinese Trailer Hitch".

Karl, I gave your mom the Chinese Trailer Hitch while she was blowing me over spring Break. Cesar did too!

Chinese Trailer Hitch by Cut Throat Paladin April 1, 2010

the reverse trailer hitch 

When two men are engaging in anal sex the partner with the penis in his ass reverses his partner onto a dildo.

The penis is the hitch, the one giving it is the trailer, and it is the one who is taking it's responsibility to maneuver him so the dildo penetrates his ass.

I heard that Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment did "the reverse trailer hitch" last night. Bruce was having trouble walking all day.

M - Omg. I just saw Jonathan Lipnicki being reverse trailer hitched by Tom Cruise.

D - Really? I would have pegged Tom to be the one giving it. You learn something new everyday.

the reverse trailer hitch by Mike Hunts and Mike Hawkes September 8, 2009

Alabama Trailer Hitch

When a person with a pony tail inserts it completely into the anal canal of a willing participant. The instertee then clenches the anus while moving forward so as to pull the inserter along.

David Rear wanted the rare and mystical alabama trailer hitch, so he fed his long greasy pony tail deep into the anus of his willing girlfriend and proceeded to urge her forward motion. Incidentally, this resulted in rug burn.

Alabama Trailer Hitch by Billy Hitchcock January 7, 2009