Trail mix hair

Hair highlighted such that it consists of an assortment of nutty shades from hazlenut brown to macaroon blonde.

Karen: I totally wanna get trail mix.
Ana: You mean the food?
Ledah: No, silly, she means the highlights. You know, trail mix HAIR. Right?
Karen: Duh.
Ana: Oh you j.a.p.!

by Jebediah Springfield April 9, 2006

Tyrone Trail Mix

A mixture of empty stamp bags, pieces of foil, and cigarette butts.

Upon emptying Dave's pockets somewhere in Central Pennsylvania, a handful of Tyrone Trail Mix was discovered.

by 1234655 May 16, 2021

rusty trail mix

a hot steamy shit after eating hot sause, nuts, grapes, and a couple dingleberries. After done shitting you scoop the poop out with a net and feeding it throught the cameltoe with a granola bar.

" That far hairy pussy was just asking for some rusty trail mix"

by Derek aka cumfart February 28, 2009

appalachian trail mix

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.

Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.

by Hot Carl April 23, 2005

happy trail mix

a widespread happy trail, or even on occasion a series of happy trails.

the words can also be switched around to become trail mix happy, a verb describing these traits.

Dang, that fool has got a happy trail mix, foREAL!

HOLy crap. this dude's gone trail mix happy haha!

Triple happy trail Roxanne is definitely trail mix happy!

by sky v October 27, 2007

Ho chi Minh trail mix

Asian bagged lunch carried on by passengers of any given yet all encompassing shuttle bus originating from any Chinatown to a major comparable metropolitan destination.

Liu Ming, prior to boarding the bus from The Bowery in NYC to Philadelphia-Center City, purchased his Ho Chi Minh Trail Mix consisting of dried cuttlefish and kim chi.

by Niggardly wordsmiths December 29, 2011

Trail Mix

When you have a third nut, and it continues to split.

Kc: My nuts keep multiplying
Cadle: That's just the trail mix
KC: the what?
Cadle: trail mix

by Liamisaginger January 1, 2021